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Our eldest daughter, The Heir, came of age today. She is old enough to vote, thank goodness! One more lever pulled for the Blue.
More about blue moons, bored gods, baby dinosaurs, and even the Goddess of the Sewer, coming to you next week, only at "The Gods Are Bored!"
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