Wow. No wonder Dogson ... err ... Dobson rails against us! We're spooky! And forget about kittens! We want virgins! Human sacrifice! Especially on our spookiest day, Halloween!
Oh, pleeeeeze. What moron's lively imagination conjured up this wackadoo horse piffle?
I pity the trees that got pulped for this garbage.
Can I speak for Druids everywhere? I think so. We are peace-loving and highly moral people. As for Satan, he belongs to their pantheon, not ours. Stop passing him off on us.
I close with
No, can't resist an EXHIBIT B:
Casey Jones, Foster Kitten NOT SLAUGHTERED
ANNE, THE EVER-SO-NOT-CREEPY MERLIN OF BERKELEY SPRINGS