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Is there anything more boring than the Academy Awards? I polled the most bored gods and goddesses I could find today, and none of them are going to watch it. And that's even with a pagan-themed movie up for best foreign film (Pan's Labyrinth).
I believe it was The Dagda who told me he'll be sorting his socks while the Oscars are playing. He says if I think my faerie infestation is bad, wait until I get to Sidhe. His socks disappear at an alarming rate.
Is there anything more boring than the Academy Awards? I polled the most bored gods and goddesses I could find today, and none of them are going to watch it. And that's even with a pagan-themed movie up for best foreign film (Pan's Labyrinth).
I believe it was The Dagda who told me he'll be sorting his socks while the Oscars are playing. He says if I think my faerie infestation is bad, wait until I get to Sidhe. His socks disappear at an alarming rate.
See what I mean? He can't even put two together. Has to wear sandals.
FROM ANNE
THE MERLIN OF BERKELEY SPRINGS
THE MERLIN OF BERKELEY SPRINGS
1 comment:
"Is there anything more boring than the Academy Awards? "
You polled who? Because you sure didn't poll me, God.
Hell no I don't watch it. I won't even bother to read much about it.
It's just a bunch of monkeys fucking around.
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