Saturday, August 16, 2008

Deliver Us from Monotheism: The Purpose Driven Lie

Welcome to "The Gods Are Bored," drunk and pissed, and not necessarily in that order!

It seems that the two presidential nominees have gathered with Rick Warren, pastor of one of those sick-ass mega-churches (author of A Purpose Driven Life), for a televised address about their "faith."

Did you notice the headline to this post? There's an "F" missing. "F," as in why the fuck should it matter what religion the candidate has, or doesn't have?

This is seriously embarrassing, America. The last time a candidate crowed so loud about his religion was 100 years ago. That was William Jennings Bryan, and he fuckin' lost THREE presidential elections! The only thing Bryan has to show for his sojourn on this planet is everlasting belittlement for his role in the Scopes "Monkey" trial ... and the only college in America where you can take CREATION SCIENCE as a minor!

And so, I, Anne Johnson, am protesting this egregious assault on the U.S. Constitution by boycotting the television for the rest of the evening. I think I'll go slip on something silky, mist some Paris Hilton cologne twixt the ta tas, and see if Mr. Johnson wants to boycott as well. My guess is that he'll join me in my solitary protest.

Yep.

6 comments:

THE Michael said...

You GO girl!

I think Obama just wants to prove to the right wing fundamental Christians who are going to all vote for McCain anyway that he is not a heathen Islamic atheist member of the ACLU who is going to sacrifice babies to Mamon (whoever the hell THAT is) if he's elected.

Me, I'd just tell everybody, no matter who, to move to Iran if they are friggin worried about MY religion.

yellowdog granny said...

i hope the goddess sends a bolt of lightning up both their sanctimonious asses..

Tennessee Jed said...

I would sell my soul, but everyone in the news is driving the price down.

mrsb said...

I believe I will follow your lead and boycott the tv tonight as well (sans the Paris Hilton, lol!).

Aquila ka Hecate said...

Paris Hilton cologne??
What does that smell like, unearned money?

Love,
Terri in Joburg

Angela-Eloise said...

I think I'll move to France.