Thursday, February 08, 2007

My Very Strange Bedfellow

Welcome to "The Gods Are Bored," lovely liberalism lavishly applied! Blue isn't good enough for us. We say, Go Green!

Today when I came home from work, there was an email waiting for me from a reporter at Fox News in Baltimore.

Yeah, well, there are more than 341,000 Anne Johnsons in the U.S.A. Some of them must watch O'Reilly. Sure as hell not me.

Then I read the reporter's note: "Please call me if you're the Anne Johnson interested in Terrapin Run."

Bingo. That's me. I called Fox News. Me. Anne Johnson, calling Fox News. Geez, it's like taking lunch with Darth Vader.

But wait. Let's not jump to conclusions here. The only thing we at "The Gods Are Bored" jump to conclusions about is the indisputable fact that ALL POLITICIANS CURRENTLY IN OFFICE ARE POCKET MONKEYS FOR THE RICH, RICHER, AND RICHEST.

The kind young reporter alerted me to a sneaky bill that will be introduced in the Maryland State Senate on February 20, just a mere 3 weeks before the issue of Terrapin Run (a little stream trying to avoid becoming a sewer hole) was to be taken to Maryland Circuit Court.

I rapidly directed the kind young reporter to the head of Citizens for Smart Growth in Allegany County.

Here are the two kickers:

1. The reporter at Fox News said: "Yes, we're ultra-Republicans, but we oppose this bill and the ramifications it has for the environment in Western Maryland."

Anyone with this attitude is welcome in my circle of friends, no matter where they may be employed.

2. Big kicker: The reporter tracked me down through this blog. Oh yes, I am proud to say that Fox News firewalls "The Gods Are Bored," but he found a computer that lets him read about Zeus.

And so my magickal quest to save Terrapin Run and its environs from townhouses, asphalt, shopping centers, and fatal deer-vs.-SUV encounters has found an ally in ... drum roll ... Fox News.

Yeah. I've pinched myself black and blue.

FROM ANNE
THE MERLIN OF BERKELEY SPRINGS
SAVE TERRAPIN RUN!

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2 Comments:

At February 09, 2007 , Blogger JaAnBe said...

Thank you, thank you for lifting up the cause of Terrapin Run. I live in the city part of Allegany County (Cumberland) and love the surrounding county just as it is. Whenever I return from visiting the flatlands, I feel enveloped, as in a quilt, by the mountains, hills and valleys.
On another topic, my dollmakers group is doing a round robin fairy project, i.e. we each made a blank body and will pass them around for finishing. The fairy I have has been sitting on a shelf watching the cats tear about and wishing for wings.
Janice

 
At February 14, 2007 , Blogger SCOTT said...

Anne,,
UnFreakinBelivable!!

More proof that The Gods aren't bored with the Merlin of Berkeley Springs and Bless her with divine help from above,,, and from FOX,, I am so stunned and smiling like a loon!!
toooooo much,,,
this is great
scott

 

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