Fighting Impure Thoughts
Welcome to "The Gods Are Bored," where every road map takes you to Sin City! Or is it Cincinnati? We're terrible with directions.
One of the bloggers in my sidebar is a very bad girl. Every Friday night she posts pornography. It's so graphic I find myself dropping everything and careening off to the gym for an hour of over-pumped stationary biking.
What is this Internet, that people can post detailed photos of goat milk fudge and the recipe too? In my granny's day, such things were kept in locked kitchen cupboards and shared only with the closest of kin.
I'm all for fighting fire with fire.
EXHIBIT A: THE CURE FOR FOOD PORN ADDICTION
O ye who fear an addiction to food porn, absolve yourselves! Drink this holy potion, yea verily especially first thing in the morning. In just two or three short weeks, you'll forget you ever tasted goat milk fudge. As for me and my house, we will follow the Tab.
I think this is what they used to cure Pastor Haggard of his little problem.
THE VERY, VERY AWAKE MERLIN OF BERKELEY SPRINGS