Hoping for the Future of Eco-Burials
Welcome to "The Gods Are Bored," o ye who seek guidance from the Sacred Thunderbird! If Samhain is over, guess what is right around the corner??????
Oh, poo poo to Christmas! The East Coast Vulture Festival 2009 will soon be upon us! More on that later.
I read in the newspaper yesterday that some people are demanding "green burials": wooden or cardboard coffins (or no coffin at all), a hole in the ground, no marker, no lawn maintenance.
Don't know about you, but the idea that my mom is embalmed and lying in a steel coffin at the bottom of a waterproof steel shaft is troubling. Trust me, scientist of the future. You do not want to revivify that person. Seriously. What is the point of all that preservation? So she can be shocked back to life and become a bipolar redneck badass again?
My personal preference has always been cremation. Until now. I'm going whole-hog for this green burial idea. You know why, don't you?
If green burials take off in popularity, it won't seem like such a reach if someone requests to have their body just dumped in the woods on top of the ground, with all organs inside. The better to be consumed by the Sacred Thunderbirds.
Sounds impossibly progressive, doesn't it? Yeah, right. Native Americans did it all the time. Except they made it even easier for the Sacred Thunderbirds by building platforms in trees.
So, reader, root root root for green burial! The Sacred Thunderbird you feed may fly you to the stars.
Gorgeous black vulture picture comes from The Birdchick Blog.
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