Anyone coming here for enlightenment would be better served by a 40-watt GE from the supermarket.
Yes, yes, I know. I KNOW. All the smart, sane, intelligent people are taking the high road here, celebrating a historic moment in our history and pledging to try to unite our fractured nation.
Go ahead, with my blessings. Because I just have to pucker up and do some razzing!
PAGING BULLWINKLE THE MOOSE. BULLWINKLE THE MOOSE. URGENT CALL FOR BULLWINKLE THE MOOSE ON LINE 1.
Here I am! You want to see me pull a rabbit out of my hat?
BULLWINKLE. TAKE COVER IMMEDIATELY. TAKE COVER IMMEDIATELY. EVACUATE TO CANADA IF POSSIBLE.
Gee whiz. I'm not sure I can! Why should I?
BECAUSE SARAH PALIN IS COMING BACK TO ALASKA WITH A CHIP THE SIZE OF CONNECTICUT ON HER SHOULDER. SHE'S GONNA WANT TO HUNT HER A MOOSE.
Oh, no worries there! Not a one! I've got a nice new pair of binoculars...
BINOCULARS, BULLWINKLE? YOU THINK BINOCULARS ARE GOING TO SAVE YOUR MOOSELY HIDE?
Well now, that depends on what you can see through them, doesn't it?
3 comments:
run bull winkle run..
you too rocky..
she already shot bull winkle's cousin leo..
I'm glad they lost but I still want to kiss her tits.
We got sick and tired of the Republicans, and in four or eight years we will be sick and tired of the Democrats. Maybe then we can get in an Independent of some sort in to give it a shot. If we are not in anarchy.
Just how much power do you people think a president has? Not that damn much in some ways. I don't expect things to change much for the next year, other than to maybe get worse. This country is full of people that think they are special and should be spoiled, yeah, lets see how it is in a year.
I like the man but I'm not blowing soap bubbles yet. And if he does do a good job and we love him we have to let him go in eight years, how do you like those beans?
If he doesn't put some serious work into greenhouse gas reduction, none of anything else matters anyway.
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