Saturday, December 03, 2005
Help! I Need A REAL JOB
Oh no! Not you again! Go away! I can't bear to look at you! Don't speak! Tell someone else. Someone with guts and ambition!
Yes, it's the beginning of Yule month, and the Delphic Oracle brings dire predictions of more job loss to the Johnson household. So, like steadfast, godly Odysseus, we will plug our ears with wax and JUST NOT LISTEN.
There's no navel-gazing allowed on this blog. We're all about Big Ideas, The Only True Religion (several of them), and finding where the fairies hide our eyeglasses.
December's big topics will include:
The Knights Templar and the Catholic Church: A Tale of Greed, Betrayal, and Martrydom. (And the Holy Grail)
It's an Ebenezer World: A Meditation on Dickens' Christmas Carol.
Ah, Those Fabulous Mega-Church Pageants! Christ as Entertainment!
Making It through Yule without Killing Yourself or Others
Last, but not least, My Budding Friendship with the Monkey Man and His Monkey! (Eccentrics can't help but be drawn to one another, eh?)
BOB CRATCHIT, LET GO IN A REVISED HEAD COUNT
R.I.P. TINY TIM
PS - If you enjoy this artwork, thank a gay artist!