Welcome to "The Gods Are Bored!" If you're a first-timer, howdy howdy! We judge gods and goats with the same criteria, although it's rare to find a goat that will stand still and listen to you pray.
This is Save the Arctic Week at "The Gods Are Bored."
Even the far-Right Christians don't want to see oil drilling in the Arctic Wildlife Refuge. So who supports this proposition?
The Man, that's who. Have you gone out to meet him every day for 22 years, only to be let go in a revised head count? Don't you hope he gets his some day? Better hope it happens soon, because with medical science going the way it's going, The Man's gonna become immortal here on earth - and screw your grandchildren out of their jobs right when they need major medical.
Okay. Enough heavy stuff. I saw a god on earth today.
This is true. I saw a woman driving a car with a lit cigarette (left hand) and a cell phone up to her ear (right hand).
Now that takes some stellar cerebral and motor coordination. Absolutely titanic.
Maybe we need someone like that to design an intelligent universe.
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