Saturday, September 24, 2005
Arctic Week Parting Shot
Welcome to "The Gods Are Bored!" We thank you for joining us on "Save the Arctic Week." Don't forget to contact your elected representatives and tell them you'll vote their sorry keisters out of office if they allow Big Oil to bulldoze Little White Fox.
Let's hear you loud, now: "No drilling for oil in the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge!"
Don't bother calling the White House. Dubya would run the drill bit himself, if he could figure out how it worked.
Think there's no connection between the Frozen North and Category 4 Atlantic hurricanes? Think again. It's all one rock. We have to manage it better.
THE MERLIN OF BERKELEY SPRINGS
Dedicated to memory of Pierre da Bologna