Friday, September 23, 2005

Back in Business

Welcome to "The Gods Are Bored!" Do you live in a grim industrial landscape? No? You live on 23 acres of mixed-use woodland and farm fields? Choose your neighbors wisely, because one day that grim industrial landscape is gonna creep up on you like a bad case of shingles.

Let's leave the frozen Arctic alone, eh mates? Don't you think it would be a loss to this planet if awesome gods like Sedna and Negafook packed up their godsleds and went on a celestial Ididerot that ended on some other, more intelligently designed globe?

This next is true. Uncle Foggy said this: "Hey, the world is a place where, if you can't make it as a species, you just go extinct. All these animals that are going extinct, they're meant to go extinct."

Well, you have to forgive him. He's going to be 80 in a few weeks, he's in poor health, and he's a hillbilly. He had to have heard that on the Rush Limbaugh Opiate Hour, it's the only radio station he gets clearly.

The funny thing is, we never think of humans as a species that could go extinct. But take it from the bored gods, if some big meteor could deep-six T. Rex and his buddies, we'll be toast someday too.

On a lighter note, Anne started a new job today: substitute teacher at the Billy Bob Vocational-Agricultural High School. Certified in animal husbandry and academics, no less! Today she did Physical Education and geometry, while watching an ag teacher outside do everything possible to tick off a hot goat.

On behalf of the Four Gentry of Sidhe, Anne thanks you for stopping by. Save the Arctic! It might be collectible in the future.


Site dedicated to the memory of Pierre da Bologna, founder of the Illuminati.

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