Welcome to "The Gods Are Bored," where we are experiencing technical difficulties with our computer equipment today. Ah yes, the one year warranty just went up on the good ol' Hewlett Packard monitor, and it's blacking out like it had too much Jack Daniels and not enough onion rings.
We would like to take this opportunity, if the monitor will allow, to acquaint our growing readership with the charming Miss Brini Maxwell, whose "Brini Maxwell Show" appears every Thursday night at 9:30 p.m. on The Style Network.
You mega-church ladies in particular would really love Brini. She is the last bastion of good taste on the airwaves. Oh, so very lovely, well-groomed, and knowledgeable on all those important home-enhancing issues! When Martha Stewart goes to sleep, she dreams about being Brini Maxwell. Because it's like comparing brussels sprouts (Martha) to Belgian chocolate (Brini).
Anyway, we at "The Gods Are Bored" would like to thank Miss Maxwell for the lovely autographed picture she sent here in honor of the 16th birthday of The Heir, our eldest daughter. What t.v. star sends out personally autographed glossy photos anymore? The Heir is absolutely giddy with happiness.
May the gentry of Sidhe bless and keep Brini Maxwell, now and forever more! Now, why didn't you think of that?
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