Welcome to "The Gods Are Bored!" Every god loves a party. Jesus famously bailed out a big party by turning water into wine. What a lovely way to start a career as a god!
Wherever you are, and whoever you're with, we at "The Gods Are Bored" wish you a Happy 4th of July! Just remember, FREEDOM means being able to say what you think, to worship the way you please (or not at all), and to conduct your private life however you see fit, so long as no one gets hurt and the furniture doesn't get stained.
All you 4-H-ers out there, you'd better not take a day off from that goat grooming, if you want a blue ribbon from me. 'Tis the season to judge goats, both the ones at the county fairs and the ones running the government!
Best wishes to all - I'm late for a party!
ANNE, THE MERLIN OF BERKELEY SPRINGS