Thursday, September 08, 2005

When All Men Were Arnold

Welcome to "The Gods Are Bored!" Does your god disapprove of gay people? Maybe it's time for a switch! There are plenty of bored gods just sitting around like the Maytag repairman, waiting for a prayer and worship team.

This just in: California governor Arnold Schwarzenegger (worse to spell than Mephistopheles) will veto a gay marriage bill. Anyone surprised? Such a fabulous specimen as Arnold surely wouldn't want any girly men in his state.

Girly girls are another matter.

It's beasts like Arnold who put the goddess cults to flight back at the end of the Ice Age.

You can see the mindset: Build up the muscles first, then the war chest, get those cultivating farmers at your back, and go conquer someone's country. Be sure to rape mercilessly at every opportunity, since that's a good way to spread your manly genes. And of course keep that big harem at home, so you'll have lots of manly sons.

It gets better. They're gonna try to change the U.S. Constitution so this guy can be president.

Hey, why monkey with the Constitution? Hulk Hogan was born in America. Let's give him the job!

FROM ANNE
THE GIRLY GIRL WHO'S GLAD SHE'S A CONTINENT REMOVED FROM ARNOLD THE GROPER

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