Wednesday, August 23, 2006

Puck and Me

Welcome to "The Gods Are Bored," mystical mayhem and mindless madness since 2005!

Today Mr. Johnson and I celebrate our 22nd wedding anniversary. You can only stay married that long if you know the four magic words:

"Yes, darling, you're right."

And it helps immensely if he is right about almost everything, especially politics. Throw in good-lookin', and you beat the curve.

I apologize for Puck's sorry entry yesterday. I'll quote Terrence McKenna on faeries:

"Being able to pun, sing, or riddle will usually get you through fairy checkpoints. To deal with real fairies is to enter a realm of riddles and puzzle settings where what they punish is stupidity and what they love is intellectual cleverness."

Exhibit A: Faerie (not Mr. Johnson)



Mary Jones said...

Congrats! That's wonderful!

Tennessee Jed said...

Happy day to the Johnson's!

Autumn said...

Congrats...And many more years of happiness!

Hecate said...

Happy anniversary, and many happy returns of the day!

Scott said...


and damn,, introduce me to that faerie!!

Scott said...

PS: Did I ever tell you I met Terrance McKenna once,, he was sooooooooooo awesome,,, and I cherish my autographed copy of Archaic Revival like it was a Gutenberg Bible... He was toned on shrooms of course and is such a hero of mine. TimeWave Novelty misses him.

buddy don said...

cungrats, ma'am! thats a mazin acheevment.

Athana said...

Exhibit A looks extremely intellectually clever to me. Congratulations to you and Mr. Johnson (who I'm sure measures up quite nicely to Exhibit A's intellectual cleverness).