Introducing Our Astrologer!

Welcome to "The Gods Are Bored," polytheistic pandemonium on a parsimonious paycheck! We hope you like beans and cornbread.

Remember, corn as we know it is a gift of the bored gods of the Western Hemisphere. So thank them and not that other guy, if you catch my drift.

What would a multi-pantheon web site be without a certified astrologer?

Well, now we have one, and she's a whopper.

Her name is Jeanne Mozier. She lives in (big surprise here) Berkeley Springs, West Virginia. Jeanne has many and various talents, one of them being the finest laugh south of the Potomac. She has written two books, Way Out in West Virginia and Wonders of West Virginia. The latter is a perfectly stunning coffee table book. Way Out is a fun tourist guide to all the state's weird stuff. (Well, some of it anyway. No publisher is gonna print a book with 1000 pages.)

Jeanne also owns the Star Theatre in Berkeley Springs. It's a fabulous old-timey movie house, small and fun, with a popcorn machine from the 1940s, cheap ticket prices, and first-run movies on the weekends. I wanted to post a photo of this charmer, but I couldn't get one to load.

Anyway, Jeanne has gained some national notice for her charts, a talent we at "The Gods Are Bored" do not possess and are not particularly keen to learn. So if you want a two-week horoscope at a glance, go to Jeanne. She will be in my sidebar permanently.

Some of you might want to know why Dick Cheney has bad aim, or why Emperor George W. acts the way he does. Well, voila! Jeanne also does a national horoscope so that you can truly predict the unpredictable!

Her full site is here.

So, Jeanne, welcome to the comfy, cozy environs of "The Gods Are Bored!" We can't compete with those soft sofas in the Star (50 cents extra on your $3.25 ticket). So if you can't beat 'em, or even play in their league, you sign 'em up.

You'd like her. Trust me.

FROM ANNE
THE MERLIN OF BERKELEY SPRINGS
AREA 14, STAR 14