Welcome to "The Gods Are Bored," where we've noted this day as an eventful one in the history of American democracy.
Bring it on, Frist. Your comb-over is really ugly, and your message of majority rule stinks of the Third Reich.
Zeig Heil, Frist. You are a brown-shirt, even if your shirt is white.
A MESSAGE FROM ANNE, NATIONAL SOCIETY, D.A.R.
LADIES OF THE GRAND ARMY OF THE REPUBLIC
ANCESTORS MARCHED IN THE WHISKEY REBELLION
ANCESTORS PARTICIPATED NOTABLY IN UNDERGROUND RAILROAD
FATHER A VETERAN OF WWII
ANNE IS A PATRIOT