Welcome to "The Gods Are Bored," where we never fail to underestimate the stupidity of the current president!
He's nominated a person to sit as a judge on the nation's highest court who has never been a judge before.
That makes me more qualified than her. I'm a renowned goat judge. I've done a lot of judging in my day. This is my 20th anniversary, in fact. If you have a goat, I'll tell you what I think, fairly and squarely.
There's only one little tip-off as to this candidate's complete inappropriateness for the job to which she has been nominated.
Today's newspaper quotes her as calling George W. Bush "the most intelligent man I've ever met."
In the humble opinion of the entire staff of "The Gods Are Bored," that proves this judicial candidate is probably a poor judge of when it's safe to cross a street.
FROM JUDGE ANNE
THE MERLIN OF BERKELEY SPRINGS