Tuesday, October 04, 2005

Judging a ???????

Welcome to "The Gods Are Bored," where we never fail to underestimate the stupidity of the current president!

He's nominated a person to sit as a judge on the nation's highest court who has never been a judge before.

That makes me more qualified than her. I'm a renowned goat judge. I've done a lot of judging in my day. This is my 20th anniversary, in fact. If you have a goat, I'll tell you what I think, fairly and squarely.

There's only one little tip-off as to this candidate's complete inappropriateness for the job to which she has been nominated.

Today's newspaper quotes her as calling George W. Bush "the most intelligent man I've ever met."

In the humble opinion of the entire staff of "The Gods Are Bored," that proves this judicial candidate is probably a poor judge of when it's safe to cross a street.

FROM JUDGE ANNE
THE MERLIN OF BERKELEY SPRINGS

2 Comments:

At October 08, 2005 , Blogger Athana said...

"That makes me more qualified than her. I'm a renowned goat judge."

I woke up the neighbors hooting over this one. If laughter is indeed the best medicine, you oughta charge medical fees, anne. Then you could buy medical insurance for you, your family, and anyone else in town.

 
At October 09, 2005 , Blogger Anne Johnson said...

Athana, you make me want to get in my "witch car" and drive to Maine. What's life if you can't laugh about it?

 

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