Monday, March 30, 2020

Reply Here

I don't do Twitter. There's a reason. I can't curb my enthusiasm. Inevitably I would get in big trouble, because on Twitter the trolls are everywhere. 

But here, safely ensconced at "The Gods Are Bored," mostly among like-minded -- and therefore highly intelligent and enlightened -- people, I can post tirade after tirade.

So today I'm inaugurating a new recurring motif: Replying Here. When our sorry excuse of a commander in chief tweets some brainless drivel that heightens my ire, I'm going to post it here and then smack the shit out of it. This is my comfort zone, and I need to vent.

Today's Assault on Humanity comes from March 29, 2020.

Real Donald Trump on Twitter:

"Because the 'Ratings' of my New Conferences etc. are so high, "Bachelor finale, Monday Night Football type numbers" according to the @nytimes, the Lamestream Media is going CRAZY. "Trump is reaching too many people, we must stop him." said one lunatic. See you at 5:00 P.M.!


Anne's Reply:

For real, are you kidding me, you bone-headed, knuckle-dragging insult to everything Neanderthal? Where's your empathy? Oh, wait! I go way back, watching your antics. You lost your extremely limited supply of empathy during a coke binge at Studio 54 in 1978. A janitor sweeping up the next morning dumped it in the trash and didn't even notice, because it was so small.

Empathy is what we need right now. We need a leader who is actually a human being.

EXHIBIT A: IF YOU CAN'T BE EVEN THIS HUMAN, YOU ARE HOPELESS


Nobody's asking you, Donald Trump, to stride in to an emergency room and kiss elderly women on ventilators. But you should be able to express something more than a brag-out about your television ratings! Oh, right. Maybe you did. Maybe there are 42 compassionate tweets that I don't know about. But it doesn't matter, you chimp! One stupid, ridiculous tweet like the above totally cancels out any sympathetic tweets you send.

Trump, you execrable egg-head, you are only as good as your worst tweet. You are president. You should think, and think hard, about the contents of each tweet. And if you can't think (there is abundant evidence of this), you should turn this task over to someone who can. Oh, wait. There's abundant evidence that you have surrounded yourself with toadies who don't think much either, if their wallets aren't in the game.

Repent, clueless tweeter! Take that ridiculous, unprotected cell phone and fling it into the Reflecting Pool. Your boasting has always added insult to injury, but right now it is intolerable.

From Anne Johnson
Citizen

8 comments:

e said...

Cosign. 100%.

krayolakris said...

Textbook example of narcissistic personality disorder.

anne marie in philly said...

I wish obama were still in charge.

Debra She Who Seeks said...

It's going to be a sweet, sweet day when he's finally gone off the national stage.

Janie Junebug said...

Well, that made me happy. I have always said that trump makes George W. look good.

Love,
Janie

Bohemian said...

Fixating on 'ratings' during a Pandemic where his Country has the highest number of Victims and rapidly approaching the highest fatalities, then comparing it to Football and The Bachelor is beyond Crass. Just when you think he couldn't exhibit more Sociopath behavior, he becomes all the more a Textbook Case. He is incapable of Empathy or Compassion, it's just not in him. When he's not saying something made-up, exaggerated or untruthful, he's only Parroting what he hears from more intelligent people around him who manage to get thru to him for a moment in time... like Dr. Fauci. After Fauci does some candid and enlightening Interviews and runs damage control behind this President's reckless ramblings, it always seems the Orange Menace will Parrot some of what he said as a weak defense. And he'll usually over use the Word of the Day since it's new in his limited Vocabulary... it would be humorous were it not for the fact he's so unstable and dangerous. They should have Handlers that put him in front of the Cameras less and just give the Experts the coverage so the American People get Facts and not a grandstanding of the Pandemic which is 45's substitute for not being able to hold his Rallies or have a Reality Show. Thanks for the opportunity to Vent a little myself! *Winks*

yellowdoggranny said...

you forgot fucktard

Ol'Buzzard said...

Reality: we are fucked with Trump. We are going to have to work this out for ourselves. My concern is still how Trump and Republican fucktards will try to manipulate the November election.
the Ol'Buzzard