Saturday, May 27, 2006

Something God Loves

Welcome to "The Gods Are Bored," faithfully promoting under-utilized deities since 2005!

Is there anything more depressing than having your name shouted adoringly from millions of lips through a thousand generations, and then suddenly being nothing more than a rock carving in the antiquities room at the Kankakee Museum? Let's show those bored gods and goddesses some reverence! It will bring tears to their eyes.

There's a lot of talk these days about the many people and things God hates. Why, you can find whole web sites dedicated to all that God despises. We at "The Gods Are Bored" are not going to try to reconcile this with the assertion that God Is Love. We're goat judges, not philosophers.

However, straight from Anne's hometown comes proof beyond any doubt that God does love something!

And a wise choice at that.

AREA 14, STAR 14


Hecate said...

Was it Ben Franklin who said that beer is a sign that God loves us and wants us to be happy?

Interrobang said...

But the question is, how many proof? ;)