Welcome to "The Gods Are Bored!" Anne has been called away on a goat emergency. Here's a substitute orator:
"I know there are millions of people in the world who derive consolation in their times of trouble and solace in times of distress from the Bible. I would be pretty near the last man in the world to do anything or take any action to take it away. I feel just exactly the same toward the religious creed of every human being who lives. If anybody finds anything in this life that brings them consolation and health and happiness I think they ought to have it whatever they get. I haven't any fault to find with them at all."
Clarence Darrow, July 13, 1925 at the Scopes "Monkey Trial."
ATTORNEY FOR THE DAMNED