Welcome to "The Gods Are Bored," where we will be blissfully brief today! My name is Anne, and in the interests of our First Amendment rights under the U.S. Constitution, I have -- against every shred of better judgment -- allowed the Angel Moroni, of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints, into my house for an interview.
Which is more hospitality than I've ever offered Moroni's sad-sack missionaries who all look so ... pinched.
I'll make this brief.
Anne: Moroni, your praise and worship team is truly a latter-day sect. If fundamentalist Dominionists were to legislate religion, it probably wouldn't go well for Mormons.
Moroni: I agree.
Congress shall make no law regarding the establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof.
--Bill of Rights, First Amendment, Constitution of the United States of America.