Sunday, December 07, 2008

Recipe

Welcome to "The Gods Are Bored!"

VERY EXCELLENT HOLIDAY COOKIES

Ingredients:

*two people (one who knows how to cook)
*lots of flour, sugar, butter, oil, baking chocolates, flavorings, various morsels and tidbits, eggs, and baking powder
*wonderful kitchen equipment
*neat old oven
*cookie sheets, measuring spoons and cups, cooling racks, storage containers
*radio playing holiday music

Directions:

Make cookies. Listen to music. Depend on the person who knows how to cook to make all decisions and suggestions. Thank that person profusely for her help, her wonderful old oven, her Kitchen Aid appliances, and her companionship.

Eat raw cookie dough. Eat finished cookies. Eat more cookies. Feel queasy. Laugh about it.

Bring cookies home and hope the faeries don't steal them all.

Serves 12-16 people, depending upon faerie pilferage.

7 comments:

Cat C-B (and/or Peter B) said...

Great recipe!

Anonymous said...

Printing it off. Putting it on the fridge. Thanks!

sageweb said...

This is exactly how I make cookies! Of course I have to find someone who knows how to cook but I usually do.

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Pom said...

I thought the codes were supposed to prevent spamming in the comments? :o\

Glad you had a great time baking.

yellowdoggranny said...

that sounds like what shady lane, carol and a bunch of us used to do..we'd make drinks and make cookies..smoke a little, drink a little and burn the shit out of the cookies.we had a great time

Anne Johnson said...

I'm going to send Tanya a huge box of cookies for her appropriate (?) comment.