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VERY EXCELLENT HOLIDAY COOKIES
*two people (one who knows how to cook)
*lots of flour, sugar, butter, oil, baking chocolates, flavorings, various morsels and tidbits, eggs, and baking powder
*wonderful kitchen equipment
*neat old oven
*cookie sheets, measuring spoons and cups, cooling racks, storage containers
*radio playing holiday music
Make cookies. Listen to music. Depend on the person who knows how to cook to make all decisions and suggestions. Thank that person profusely for her help, her wonderful old oven, her Kitchen Aid appliances, and her companionship.
Eat raw cookie dough. Eat finished cookies. Eat more cookies. Feel queasy. Laugh about it.
Bring cookies home and hope the faeries don't steal them all.
Serves 12-16 people, depending upon faerie pilferage.