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Ahem. Yeah. Well, we could all be living in some hellhole like Switzerland.
We at "The Gods Are Bored" will now go on one of our famous moron tirades, so please be sure your seatbelt is fastened and your chair is in the upright position.
Devastating News for the Nation's Villages: This Idiot Is Too Rich To Live in an Apartment above the Post Office/General Store
Rush Limbaugh just inked a contract that will pay him $38 million a year until 2016, and a $100 million signing bonus. His response:
"I'm having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have."
Yeah, I'll bet. That kind of money will buy not only unlimited quantities of pharmaceutical-grade opiate painkillers, but also vials of baby pee to use in those pesky random urine tests. So you're set for life, big man. Hate pays.
And speaking of hate ...
Nation's Villages Bid on Ebay for Right to Own Rick Santorum
Backstory: A few years ago, the Boy Scouts of America decided it would not admit any young man who was openly gay or atheist. In response, the city of Philadelphia told its Boy Scouts chapter that they would have to start paying rent on their posh digs on Logan Circle. The Scouts went to court ... and lost.
Today, in his every other weekly column for the Philadelphia Inquirer, Rick Santorum (who lost his U.S. Senate seat in a thorough trouncing by a ho-hum opponent) let fly at the city of Philadelphia for expecting the Boy Scouts to abide by anti-discrimination laws if they want government support for their clubhouse.
Needless to say, ex-senator Santorum comes down squarely on the side of the Boy Scouts. Let's listen in on a bit of his argument ... it'll help drive up that Ebay bidding:
Thanks to the ACLU, liberal feminists and teachers unions, our government-run bureaucracy ... has waged war against boys. Liberals have largely run our great cities for the last half-century, but not many of them dare cross powerful special interests like the ACLU and the teachers unions, radical feminists or Hollywood and First Amendment absolutists (read pornographers).
Fair use copyright issues preclude me from quoting more, but I couldn't do it anyway without gagging up my breakfast. I will say that at the end of his editorial, Santorum threatens Philadelphia's mayor with a loss of federal funding for the city. Stop being an ACLU-loving pornographer, Mr. Mayor, "before some equally political legislator treats Philadelphia as badly as you have treated the Boy Scouts."
Rick Santorum has six children and is raising them as strict Roman Catholics. So much for progress in the gene pool. But at least the citizens of Pennsylania had the good sense to kick his pious butt out of the Senate chamber during the previous election cycle.
And now for that Ebay bidding on Santorum, Village Idiot Par Excellence. Early returns show several hamlets in Kansas in furious competition. But don't discount the longshots, Dover, PA and Dayton, TN. The former has a nice school the kids could attend, rather than being home-schooled. The latter has a lovely college where Mr. Santorum could teach. Emm, if only he wasn't a Roman Catholic.
With morons like these two on the loose, who feels like watching fireworks and eating hot dogs? Fourth of July? Bah, humbug.
9 comments:
Liberals have largely run our great cities for the last half-century, but not many of them dare cross powerful special interests like the ACLU and the teachers unions, radical feminists or Hollywood and First Amendment absolutists (read pornographers).
But wait? I thought all liberals are ACLU members, members of the teachers unions, radical feminists, and/or pornographers. Why would we cross ourselves? ;)
uhh!...just when you think it's safe to go into the water....sigh*...
you got him...we got Kinky who is now a big bill o'reilly fan..kill me now
I think I'll start an organization to balance out against the Boy Scouts,,,,,,Pagan Pioneers......you get badges for spellcraft and walking softly on the land.
Oh, and the first little snot that mentions Jesus gets sacrificed to Green man......
Oh, darn, that WOULD upset the parents, wouldn't it?
Bah Humbug is Right....those two are just the tip of the iceberg! And the rest of the idiots are those who have fallen hook line and sinker for the myriad lies and scams of the past 8+ years perpetrated by members of our government and media in the name of patriotic fervor. BAH HUMBUG!!!
Alex, google "spiral scouts".
It takes a village to raise a child.
It takes a village to raise an idiot.
All villages raise idiots because all villages are full of idiots.
I'm surrounded by fucking idiots, it says so right on my coffee cup.
Oh, and there are idiots that think that others should try to honor all other religious beliefs, as if that will ever work.
It isn't going to work and that has been proved over and over again for thousands of years. Hello?????
Really, Anne, I like you and your basic beliefs, but you really should get off the bandwagon of trying to get everyone to accept each others religions because it is never going to happen.
Try beating a different drum hon.
Billy, when I come to your bridge, I'm gonna pay the toll and give you a tip.
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