Welcome to "The Gods Are Bored!" Struggling to keep labor unions alive and healthy in America since the days of Ronnie "bust 'em" Reagan!
Mr. Johnson brought a brand-new t-shirt home from his union meeting last night.
Gorgeous deep purple color
First line: THE BEST THINGS IN LIFE ARE
Second line: Negotiable (bright red, cursive)
Third line: UNION (blue)
Fourth line: YES (stars n stripes)
This shirt can be yours, yes, yours! (It's too big for my girlish figure.)
All you have to do is:
1. Leave a comment
2. Send me an email (address in profile)
On Sunday I'll put all the names in a hat and draw one. In time for Labor Day, you could have the most bitchin, righteous union shirt on your block!
Oh, I forgot: The bottom of the shirt says
TNG-CWA LOCAL 38010 PHILADELPHIA, PA
This added line will get you safely through any neighborhood in Philly. Any neighborhood in Philly. Any neighborhood in Philly.
And free beer if you wander into the right bar.
ENTER NOW! YOU SNOOZE, YOU LOSE!
Image: Union workers, Labor Day, Philadelphia, 2006