Welcome to "The Gods Are Bored," perfectly serious entries about 1/10000th of the time!
On Friday, March 2, please be in meditation to the deity you praise and worship, asking for intercession in this grave global warming situation. Nothing has a greater potential to ruin our world, except perhaps a rogue meteorite or the Yellowstone Caldera.
Meditation will begin at 7:30 p.m. The deity to whom you address you concerns is your business, not mine.
If you don't believe in deities of any sort, just turn off your lights for a little while and save the energy.
THE MERLIN OF BERKELEY SPRINGS