Tuesday, May 24, 2011

Rapture Is Only Postponed!

This is as yet unconfirmed, but rumor has it that Rapture has been briefly postponed and will now occur on October 21, 2011.

We at "The Gods Are Bored" are thrilled to hear this, as it gives us ample opportunity to interview many bored gods and let you have a wide sampling of the Higher Powers you can choose to praise and worship ... none of which are promising to torch the world and unleash the undead.


Intense Guy said...

Did you hear about the nut case in California named Lyn Benedetto who heard Camping’s message and immediately became concerned that her daughters would suffer terribly in the coming apocalypse?

She allegedly forced her daughters, 11 and 14, to lie on a bed and then cut their throats with a box cutter. She then tried to kill herself, though police arrested Benedetto and all three survived.

Some people are truly insane.

Wizardess said...

The Rev. Camping was on NPR, and he said yes indeed, the end will now be 10/21. He doesn't want to do a big run-up though. And on 5/21, some sort of Xn judgment took place up in heaven. At this point, I'm sick of hearing about it. Tomorrow is World Tarot Day! Much better to think about.

Debra She Who Seeks said...

Guess they didn't fleece the faithful for enough moolah the first time around.

Lavanah said...

What Debra said.

Alex Pendragon said...

I really think it's about time we challenged the media, even the "left wing liberal media", to just ignore this idiot and quit giving him all this free publicity so he can have such a negative impact on all these poor critically thinking challenged people.

Maria Stahl said...

Lyn Benedetto's attempt to kill her children was some weeks ago, shortly after the tsunami hit Japan. People are connecting it with Camping but it probably did not have anything to do with it.

I know Lyn... I feel sorry for her. She's ill.

Lori F - MN said...

what is saddest is that people will Still believe this yahoo.

delusional, all of them.

Obviously they don't know their bible. maybe they should read it instead of trusting people like camping

Teacats said...

My old fridge was indeed Raptured on the 21st. Does that count?

Must say that the new fridge is rather heavenly.

Hopefully my other old appliances will hang until the new date ... can't afford to replace any more at this time.