Sunday, November 15, 2009

Wouldn't Work with People


Welcome to "The Gods Are Bored," where today the tables turned on us!

Not literally. I'm not lying under 75 pounds of varnished walnut.

What happened was this: Spare and I took a friend to the pet shelter where we volunteer. The friend wants to adopt a dog. A small, older dog who will enjoy city life and the company of two cats.

My daughters and I have fostered more than 60 kittens for this shelter. Usually when we enter the door, we're either picking up tiny waifs for a temporary stay at our home, or dropping off slightly larger, well-fed and healthy waifs for someone else to adopt.

As far as the pet shelter adoption process goes, I was totally in the dark, until today. My pets are all serendipitous acquisitions (except for Decibel the parrot -- my biggest mistake thus far in a long life). It was a whole new experience, walking into the familiar shelter in search of an animal to take home for good. And the shelter had a nice group of little dogs from which to choose. My friend liked two of them. I liked them both too. It's nice to know I'll get to see whichever one she winds up with.

As we played with the little dogs and sized them up, something occurred to me. Cats and dogs live with us for years, sometimes for a decade and a half. But when it comes to choosing them, we do so quickly. "I'll take that one, thanks. He's adorable!"

Funny part is, the ending is almost always happy. You walk into a pet shelter on any given day with your pet carrier, point to a kitty, bring it home, and for the next 14 years it sleeps peacefully at your feet every night and rubs your leg when you come home from work. It works just as well with a dog, if you know what size and mix you want. The first pooch you point to will adore you after the first bowl of Alpo.

Can you imagine it working this way with people?

Just imagine. You go to the people shelter, looking for a companion. The attendant brings out a man (or woman) meeting your age and size preferences. A quick perusal, an application fee, and out you walk with your new person!

Well, that's ridiculous, of course. We're the thinking species. We search and search for the perfect human companion. Some of us never find that person. Some of us go through a dozen rotten relationships before finding a decent partner.

To me this proves one thing beyond all doubt. Cats and dogs are superior to humans. On any given day, you can walk into any given pet shelter and cart home a fine companion who will bring you bounteous joy. Try doing that with Homo sapiens. Go ahead. I dare ya.

Love at first sight only works with shelter pets. Remember where you heard this, because some day I'm going to start charging a fee for such sound advice.

Image: Casey Jones, one of my favorite fosters.

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5 Comments:

At November 15, 2009 , Blogger Rambler said...

Ha! Your introductions always crack me up.

Serious kudos for all the kittens you've fostered. My pets have always been rescue animals, but I've been too chicken to do any actual volunteer work with shelters - afraid I'd be too disheartened; it seems like an endless battle.

Cats and dogs are a wonder! Thank goodness that for all our faults they keep choosing to love us.

 
At November 15, 2009 , Blogger ami said...

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At November 16, 2009 , Blogger Maebius said...

you know, I never thought of that, Anne! You are right of course, People-shelters don't work quite the same way, which is sad in a way.

(oh, and you may wish to moderate the comment before me from Ami. it seems to be a spam of suspicious looking links, rather than thoughtful discussion of the topic at-hand)

 
At November 16, 2009 , Blogger Tori said...

Animals really are wonderful. I don't think I'd be able to choose just one to keep from a shelter, though! Major kudos for fostering so many kittens! I would get attached to them all and never want to give them back.

 
At November 16, 2009 , Blogger YELLOWDOG GRANNY said...

how smart of you..I couldn't do any worse at a shelter than i did off the streets etc. with my 3 xhusbands.

 

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