Welcome to "The Gods Are Bored!" Sex, drugs, and rock and roll! Yeaaaahhhh.
Can I be candid? Of the above list, the only thing I would take right now is a roll. With butter and perhaps some jam.
Every year on the night before Thanksgiving, the local churches put together an "ecumenical" service for the season. Meaning that the service alternates between churches, and every year a different pastor leads the bash. All are welcome, so long as they're Christian, Muslim, or Jewish. It's rather like the National Day of Prayer. Go ahead and pray if you're a follower of the busy god. As for the bored gods, they're not even in the balcony.
Don't bored gods deserve a wink and a nod on Thanksgiving as well? If you think so, please leave an "ecumenical" comment, lavishing kindness on the bored god or goddess of your choice.
You can praise the busy god too, if you like. Gotta wonder why you would want to, though. He has plenty of attention by half.
May your travels be safe!
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