Thingy Snowman Draws Raves
Welcome to "The Gods Are Bored," where we've proven that it matters how you spin something!
When I called my "Great Christmas Giveaway" snowman ornament a "stupid thingy," no one wanted it. In fact, some commenters begged me to pass them over.
Then I posted an eloquent persuasive testament to the brilliance of the unique Yankee Candle Fragranced Porcelain Ornament, demanding that my commenters be equally eloquent in order to enter the contest.
Oh, what beautiful little essays you penned in search of this prized item! I will let you know later today who the big winner is. Right now I'm at school, and hungry. So please come back later today, or tomorrow.
Note that this item is a snowman, therefore its usefulness transcends the traditional holiday season. Meaning, if you don't get it by December 25, you can still make use of it. I will try to have it out to you by then.
PS ---- The winner is Maebius, purveyor of pleasant prose! Congrats, my dear!