Christmas Giveaway, Spun
Welcome to "The Gods Are Bored," fa la la la laaaa, la la la la! 'Tis the season to be jolly! Chestnuts roasting on an open fire, Jack Frost nipping at your nose ...
What can be better than a warm hearth, lightly scented with the fragrances of Yuletide? You bask in the glow of candlelight and family, the winking lights on the tree, the family cat nestled in a holiday basket, lined with a cheerful fleecy throw.
Outside, a gentle snowfall heralds the coming of winter, its glistening white magnificence, its happy calls of children as they sled on the neighboring hill ... or gather in a jolly band to create a snowman.
Ah, snowmen! Can any other icon capture the true spirit of the Yuletide quite like a portly snow fellow? See the bright stocking cap someone has donated for his shiny pate! The bright orange carrot, so tempting to the forest creatures as a tasty tidbit. Two eyes, made out of coal, twinkling like the diamonds they could have become ... in time.
Now you ... yes, you, can combine all these fabulous holiday sensations in one precious package! Our magnificent Yankee Candle Fragranced Porcelain Ornament will enliven your tree and infuse your dwelling with the gracious scents of a gay and merry Yule. Yankee stands alone among the makers of fragranced candles. Yes, none can compare to Yankee. And our Yankee Candle Fragranced Porcelain Ornament is a proud product of the superior Yankee brand!
Best of all, this one-of-a-kind collectible fragranced ornament can be yours. Free!
Here's how it works: All you need to do is leave a comment, begging for the unique item. Pull out all the stops, spare no compliment, because if you are the most eloquent petitioner, you will win this coveted prize!
Competition is sure to be keen for the Yankee Candle Fragranced Porcelain Ornament, so make your comment early, make it earnest, nuanced, and inventive ... and cross your fingers! You just might be the best among the best, a true creative genius vastly deserving of this unparalleled offer!
Good luck ... and have a wonderful Yuletide, perhaps made even merrier by your very own Yankee Candle Fragranced Porcelain Ornament!