Hear the words of the Grand Wazoo of Johnsonia, Anne Johnson:
Effective immediately, the borders of the Independent Republic of Johnsonia are closed. No one will be allowed to leave Johnsonia or return to it except for essential travel.
No non-citizens will be allowed to visit or stay in Johnsonia. This includes outdoor gatherings and holidays.
Essential travel is defined as work-related or food-gathering-related or of medical necessity.
The Wazoo would like to take this opportunity to SCOLD the United States of America for IGNORING and SCORNING the advice of SCIENTISTS who WARNED THIS WOULD HAPPEN. May this plague fall upon the shoulders of the U.S. citizens who most resisted considering it important, while passing over good people who heeded the advice of health professionals!
Wazoo probably gonna be working from home beginning next week. Just a hunch.