Tuesday, November 10, 2020

Official Pronouncement from the Independent Republic of Johnsonia

 Dear Mr. President-Elect Biden,

On behalf of the citizens of the Independent Republic of Johnsonia, I wish to congratulate you on your resounding victory in the recent presidential election.

We of Johnsonia are looking forward to an era of cordial relations, productive alliances, and mutually beneficial trade relationships.

In all honesty, we're quite relieved at the outcome of the election. When it was announced, our color guard banged pans in the northern boundaries of our nation. We will be honored to send a delegation to your inauguration, if you have a public ceremony in these trying times.

With deepest regard,

Anne Johnson

Grand Wazoo, Independent Republic of Johnsonia

6 comments:

Debra She Who Seeks said...

You're wise to initiate diplomatic relations right away. May your two republics remain friends and allies to mutual advantage.

anne marie in philly said...

WE DID IT! PHILLY STRONG!

e said...

What a relief that you've opened cordial relations with the neighboring country. I hope things warm up come January, Grand Wazoo.

yellowdoggranny said...

I will forever love the citizens of Philadelphia and hold you close to my heart..can't extend that to the eagles, but well, you know..

Anonymous said...

I for one an happy to breathe freely again, behind my mask.
It has been refreshing to Not hear about the orange one except for his laughable one trick pony.
All hale the Grand Wazoo.

Bohemian said...

Your Republic and the new soon to be resurrected Nation will be great Allies! I feel as tho' America will be rising like a Phoenix from the Ashes of this vile Administration that tried to burn it down as a Democracy. Signed... Dawn... from Phoenix, AZ... whose State was mercifully flipped during this Election! *Whew!*