Wednesday, May 09, 2012

A Warm, Wonderful "Gods Are Bored" Welcome!

Welcome to "The Gods Are Bored," tolerating love, love, love since 2005! Two people, happy together! Or more! What could be better than that?

Therefore, we at "The Gods Are Bored" extend a welcoming hand to the citizens of North Carolina who have felt the sting of their fellows' votes on marriage.

Come on up to New Jersey! Sorry we don't have mountains as pretty as yours, but our beaches are nice (not so snobby), and we will enjoy having you as neighbors and friends. Despite the pestilence that is our current governor, we New Jerseyans would never do something as moronic as add a definition of marriage to our state constitution. We will legislate the length of sandwich rolls before we do that.

So pack up your troubles in your old kit bag, all ye GLBT North Carolinians, and hie ye northwards to the Garden State!

Look at it as a colossal brain drain from a state where you aren't wanted.

See you soon!

From Anne and the bored gods

P.S. -- check out the video below. Poor Henri! I laughed until I turned blue.


Anonymous said...

Speaking of a definition of marriage, shouldn't people in those states where they insist marriage is only between a "man" and a "woman", shouldn't they have to prove they are a "man" and a "woman" before they can get married? How would you prove that?

Vest said...

Dropping your kilt to expose all would solve the gender problem.