In the interest of keeping up with some of the Dominionist agenda, I subscribed to a couple of their email lists. Yesterday I got an email from Charisma Media that said "IT'S A NATIONAL EMERGENCY."
Curious as to what this national emergency might be, I opened the email.
The nature of the national emergency was not revealed in the email. Instead, through a big, bright picture, Charisma Media urged its readers to pray every day at 9:11.
The email didn't specify a.m. or p.m., so I assume that is up to you.
Readers, I urge you to pray every day at 9:11. Your deities need to be kept up-to-date on nebulous national emergencies. I would go farther and say that as Pagans, our deities need to be part of this prayer agenda, because what we see as a process of civilized growth might be viewed by some people as a NATIONAL EMERGENCY.
Pray today and every day!
If you need a deity to pray to, there's a new bored god posted in my sidebar every 24 hours, thanks to GodChecker.