Welcome to "The Gods Are Bored," twelve miles out from Kettle Point, bound for Boston, with ... nothing in particular.
(Every now and then I have to borrow from another author for my opener. I run out of ideas.)
A trickle of news tells us that Jon Stewart is proposing a "Restoring Sanity" march in Washington, DC on October 30. Apparently the target participant for this thing is someone who is sane and reasonable. Someone who doesn't hold strong views on either side of the partisan divide.
Putting aside the fact that I'm not sane enough to gain admittance to this march, I'm not sure I would go anyway. Talk about a boring event! This promises to be a major snooze-fest. A march by Middle Americans who don't feel strongly either way on the issues facing our country? zzzzzZZZZZZzzzzzzz!
How about a "Restoring Insanity" march? We could wave Flying Spaghetti Monster banners, drink Red Bull, speak Klingon, and throw red Fizzies into the Reflecting Pool. Then we could play paintball in the Lincoln Memorial before settling down to a Residents concert, followed by a midnight showing of "Harold and Maude."
Now that's an event I could see myself at!
Seriously. The only people who go to marches are people who feel strongly about something. Can you imagine getting up on the morning of the "Restoring Sanity" march and trying to decide what to wear? Navy Dockers and white button-down, or khaki Banana Republic crop pants with a basic J. Jill t-shirt? zzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZ!!!!!
None of that dull attire at my "Restoring Insanity" march! Come in your faerie wear, your best cosplay get-up, your favorite glistening yellow raincoat! And while we're at it, let's do some cosplay of our own. Travis Bickle re-enactors! Scary clowns! Reward for the best impersonator of Bob's Big Boy!
Boom boom, ain't it great to be crazy?
The moral of this story is simple enough. Sane people don't go to Washington to demonstrate their sanity. They stay home and mow the lawn.
While they're doing that, I say let's march, crazy lunatic people! Remember, our nation's motto is, "Out of many, one." There are plenty of crazies out there, and it's America -- they have to keep us. Let's show our gratitude by reminding America that we're nuts, and we vote in nutty ways, and democracy is the lunatic's best friend!
Who's with me on this? I have to know how much Red Bull to bring.
6 comments:
I'll march to that!
Can we invite Shanon Knight/Pandemonaeon? They would be a great addition to the party!
I'm with you except that we crazy people are outnumbered by the whacked people right now, and it was the wackamoles in 1930's Germany who brought the Nazi's to power. If we don't reinforce the idea that all things in moderation is a GOOD thing, we can kiss the moderates of both our political parties goodbye along with our precious constitution.
I say we march THIS way......(Marty Feldman impersonation......)
Any event with a showing of Harold and Maude has got to be a winner!!
I would be remiss in my duty, if I did not tell you, that the idea of... intercourse - your firm, young... body... comingling with... withered flesh... sagging breasts... flabby b-b-buttocks... makes me want... to vomit.
I would love to be less crazed/crazy but it seems that if I don't bitch I'll burst so I suppose you can count me in.
I think we should have a 'lets turn it over to the Goddess march..' billing : She can't do wore than your God..
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