Friday, November 24, 2006

Never Ask a Faerie to Make Thanksgiving Dinner

Welcome to "The Gods Are Bored," where we offer multiple pantheons and sound advice for daily living.

Today's tip: Do not allow faeries to prepare your Thanksgiving dinner.


Autumn said...

oh gosh I am glad I ate at my moms house lol.

Anonymous said...

Why on earth would you do that? Well, blackened turkey could be a fancy, new, Cajun-style treat. Or not.

Hecate said...

Oh, sweetie. No. Don't even allow the fairies anywhere near your kitchen. Brownies, maybe. Fairies, well, no.

Anonymous said...

Hi there, just spotted your blog. The Gods are bored... LOL, no shit.

It gets pretty boring over at Polly's Honky Tonk Saloon and Whorehouse also. But we try to put on a good face.

Happy journeys. Hugs.

Athana said...

Well, it looks good inside. Kinda. Sorry bout that, anne! Next year, tell your faeries that Thanksgiving is not a faerie holiday, it was started by the FatherGod Pilgrims, who would sooner step on a faerie as look at one.