They're Baaaaack! Praise the Bird!
Welcome to "The Gods Are Bored," your drive-thru dive with gods for you! Go ahead. Supersize 'em.
We've had a tense few weeks here in Wenonah, New Jersey, waiting to see if the Sacred Thunderbirds would indeed return to their winter roosting sites in the town limits.
Tonight it's confirmed. Both black and turkey vultures are flocking to Wenonah, finding the big old white pines and enjoying the view from the water tower. Oh happy day! When buzzards washed my blues away!
Here's the latest shot, hot off the press:
You too can embrace the Sacred Thunderbird, Golden Purifier! Come to the second annual East Coast Vulture Festival, and experience the inner joy only buzzard worship can bring.
You will not all weep, but you will be changed.
Our operators are standing by to take your call.
THE MERLIN OF BERKELEY SPRINGS