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This item was just slopping along among the drivel on my Yahoo! home page:
"How do I stop the pain of wearing heels?"
Asked by Buffy, the Bachelor-Slayer.
Buff, here's a real quick solution.
Go to the thrift store and get yourself a pair of slightly-used sneakers. Wear them.
PS - No bored gods were harmed in the preparation of this advice.
THE MERLIN OF BERKELEY SPRINGS