Monday, September 24, 2012

Trying Not To Be a Hater, but...

... I hate falling off the map. This is what happens to your brain on the job. Seriously, I am challenged to find the essential time to make tea and biscuits for all the bored deities who visit my shrine.

Anyone out there willing to help? You don't need to take a collection or devise dozens of rules that everyone needs to follow. Just choose a bored god -- one that hasn't been shown any respect since the world was young -- and offer a little respect.

If you need something of the deity, don't hesitate to ask! The more bored They are, the more eager They are to help you out.

To the mighty deity Luna, I petition: Help me with Decibel the parrot. Decibel has figured out how to circumvent the Cone of Shame and is back pecking at her wing. Luna, please bring calm and healing to that bird.

5 comments:

gutscheine zum ausdrucken said...

very good comment

greekwitch said...

Oh! poor smart baby!

Debra She Who Seeks said...

Oh no! Can the cone of shame be increased in size?

Is there such a thing as valium for birds? Or something that might help Decibel calm down? I feel bad for that bird.

Lois said...

My cat, named Luna, has just been released from her cone of shame, following surgery and an infected neck. I hope that Decibel finds a new hobby. I'll ask Luna to send healing energy your way.

Em said...

Oh, here's to the beautiful Decibel and some solution to all that.