Yo, Philly, there's a group of people who wanna change our karma here in da City of Brotherly Love. They call themselves DC 40, and just so you'll recognize them when you see them, here's a pitcher of one of 'em.
Okay, okay, okay! I know I'm supposed to be serious. But humor is my magick. So let us laugh away the hate!
PS - Granny, this spell will work in Dallas too, with a few modifications.