Friday, March 04, 2011

I Wanna Fly Like a Buzzard

Saturday, March 5, 2011 is Vulture Day in Wenonah, New Jersey.

EXHIBIT A: VULTURES KETTLING OVER WENONAH, NEW JERSEY

Let no one shower disrespect on New Jersey. We know better than anyone (except the people in West Virginia and Kentucky) how very stinky the world can be.

This is why we pay homage to vultures.

If you can't smell road kill while eating breakfast, thank a vulture.

If you're not tripping over possum slime on your sidewalk, thank a vulture.

If you love ancient Egypt, thank a vulture.

If you've seen that big, rocky thing in Georgia, thank a vulture.

If you'd rather soar than flap, thank a vulture.

If bald is beautiful, thank a vulture.

If the sky entertains you, thank a vulture.

If the world is clean, thank a vulture.

If humans aren't the best of everything ... thank a vulture.

5 comments:

Meganne said...

This is wonderful! Vultures don't get the respect they deserve. I've enjoyed your posts on them.

alex Pendragon said...

Thank you...vultures.....

Shefyt said...

Thank you, vultures! Hail and praise to you!

Debra She Who Seeks said...

Soar, soar to the heavens!

YELLOWDOG GRANNY said...

the vultures thank you