Are you a single lady in need of a quick vacation to the Garden State? Have I got a deal for you!
My name is Anne Johnson (really), and I have a nice little house with two spare bedrooms, here in New Jersey, the Garden State. I'm just a hop and skip from Philadelphia International Airport.
Would you like to take the Bruce Springsteen tour and hear a concert at the Stone Pony? We can do that. How about a nice hike with a few waterfalls? You would never guess New Jersey has waterfalls, but we do ... lots of them!
But of course the best part of this Constitutionally sound state is the Shore! Dear old Jersey Shore. You might not believe it, but the Jersey Shore is just like they showed it on t.v. Cheesy gaudy boardwalks, bars upon bars where you can get blotto in your bikini, caramel popcorn and taffy by the gallons, and miniature golf! And that's just Seaside Heights. If you go to Atlantic City, there are glitzy casinos and a first-class health care system in case you need some emergency procedure.
You can't beat this deal, ladies. For an unlimited time, you can stay at Chateau Annie absolutely for free! Yep, you heard that right. I know how expensive travel can be, and how single ladies often struggle financially.
The best part of Annie's Garden State Tourist Haven is that we have a big, broad, flexible outlook. We don't judge other people or tell them what to do with their lives. Be yourself, single lady! You're safe and sound here.
I'll be putting up offers here, beginning this summer. A simple email can set up your stay at Annie's. When certain things become official, this here tourist destination will be open for business.
No Bibles by the beds, either. I can give you some great witchcraft volumes to peruse. The library will be open to all the single ladies.
Come to Annie's Garden State Tourist Haven! We all need some privacy from time to time.
4 comments:
Doing your bit in light of the forthcoming SCOTUS judgment re Roe vs Wade, I see! I'm sure this 21st century of the underground railway to access services will be occurring all over America.
Huh- I somehow came across your blog while trying to pick out baby girl names... which led to nature baby girl names... which led to pagan baby girl names.. which led to a few blogs which led me here. And in the darkness of my bedroom, with the current political climate chipping away at reproductive freedoms and in fear for my little girl and the world she may find herself in, I dipped into despair. But then I read your latest post. So, so many blogs I clicked on weren't active. But yours not only was active... it was spreading a message of hope. Onwards then, with newfound hope for me and my little girl, for all little girls- there's work to do. Thanks for the light tonight, kind stranger.
What is that gorgeous music?
Thank you. Us women need to stick together.
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