Thursday, January 07, 2021

Official Statement from the Grand Wazoo of Johnsonia on the Recent Traitorous Rebellion in the USA

 January 7, 2021

The leaders of the Independent Republic of Johnsonia hereby express our dismay at the unsuccessful but nevertheless alarming insurrection in the United States of America that occurred on January 6, 2021.

 For 200 years, the United States has been held in high esteem (not always deserved) as a bastion of freedom and justice. The reckless and lawless behavior of January 6, urged upon a rabble by the sitting president, is a stark departure from the orderly operation of government most often associated with America.

Good leadership is important, and the lack thereof can be catastrophic. The inability of Donald Trump to govern the United States is the entire reason that Johnsonia declared independence in favor of home rule. We see now that our decision in this regard was a sound one. Our thoughts and prayers go out to the citizens of the United States, in hopes that this dark episode will not be repeated in this or any other era.

Respectfully submitted,

Anne Johnson

Grand Wazoo, Independent Republic of Johnsonia


e said...

It was shocking. I guess I shouldn't be shocked since there is no low to which that madman will not stoop. There had damned well better be some arrests and serious jail time!

Debra She Who Seeks said...

If this madness continues, refugees will soon be streaming into Johnsonia.

anne marie in philly said...


Ol'Buzzard said...

This wasn't unexpected. We all knew it was coming. Unless there is action in the next day or two to remove Trump from office our democracy may not recover.
the Ol'Buzzard

Janie Junebug said...

Please take over the U.S. NOW.


Bohemian said...

Is there any Immigration Policy to moving to Johnsonia, asking for a Friend.

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