They say that it's a good idea to take seriously the opinions of those who differ from you. They say that this is a sign of higher level thinking.
And I get it with most things. But this "war on Christmas" shit is beyond my highest pinnacle of higher level thinking.
It's a little early for this rant, I know. But I caught a little bit on Fox News Sunday morning: Sarah Palin has just published a book about the war on Christmas.
How could anyone, even a smart person, find a book's worth of stuff to say about keeping Jesus in a holiday? I'll be hard-pressed to fill 250 words on this blog before collapsing of exhaustion.
It is painfully, painfully obvious that Christian holidays are based on ancient Roman traditions. Gosh, this is so logical, I don't see how anyone with anything beyond a fifth grade education could argue otherwise. Yet here is Sarah, with her book defending something that needs absolutely no defense.
If you believe in Jesus, say "Merry Christmas." Say it as loud and as often as you like. Tell your kids that Jesus is the reason for the season, and hope they grow up with little to no interest in history. Just please don't waste your breath and your phony umbrage on the rest of us.
To be perfectly honest, I could live without Christmas altogether. Many and many were the years that I nearly worked right through it. Now, as a public school teacher, I'm given a whole week off, which comes in handy as I prepare for the Mummer's Parade but is otherwise a bust, given the weather this time of year. If I had my druthers, I'd just go teach school on December 25 ... and take a nice week off in merry May.
I guess life is slowing down for Sarah Palin. She has to make a buck somehow. Hiring someone to write a book about Jesus and then slapping her name on it must have appealed to some enterprising publishing house.
Last time I looked, I didn't see armed assailants charging wholesale into churches on December 24 and gunning down whole congregations as they belted "Joy to the World." To my way of thinking, that would be a war on Christmas. Calling the decorated tree in your school's foyer a holiday tree is not exactly a war. It isn't even a skirmish. It isn't even a rumor of war. It isn't even a playground tussle.
You want to write about war, Sarah? Write about the war on poverty, Sarah. I dare ya. Moron.
4 comments:
Perpetuating this "War on Christmas" malarkey keeps all those disgruntled Christians feeling persecuted and victimized. They donate more money to the right-wing because of it. Sarah Palin is just drumming up business!
Ah you write so well when you are angry, seems you are on my wave length; give me a call.
Who is this Sarah Palin what does she do for a crust. Is she the Alaskan Ice maiden?
Maybe Americans would be out of their depth on my current post, and ridicule the subject... oh well you can if you wish.
Sarah will never be able to write a book about the war on poverty because she doesn't have the intelligence.
Love your blog.
Thanks, Anon! Glad you stopped by.
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