Welcome to "The Gods Are Bored!" Please be patient while I record a few notes for my future reference.
When visiting the homes of my children and their families, I should:
*Figure out which chair is the favorite of the lady of the house and not inhabit it.
*Only volunteer in the kitchen when asked to.
*Go with the flow, not try to direct it. Others may be tired from working all week.
*Be very mindful of my aging body's bad habits and adjust to my surroundings.
*Spend time with grandchildren, not with children. Children work, and they're tired.
*No more than three nights.
*No organ recitals.
*No complaining about the schedule.
*Be very mindful who the alpha female is in a home.
*When tempers fray, seek a quiet corner.