Friday, December 23, 2011

Putting the Hollandaise in the Holidays

Welcome to "The Gods Are Bored!" Right on time for the holiday break, my computer has sprung a leak and won't hold content. So this post is being done on the fly at school, and I don't know when I'll be able to post again. Maybe from the public library/church in my borough.

Update on the First Amendment: The menorah that I thought had been taken down out of a sense of reason was, in fact, stolen in the deep recesses of the night. Police are baffled. Durrrrhhhh. A five-foot aluminum menorah? Have they checked the prices being paid for scrap metal lately?

Apparently, as predicted, many citizens of Snobville (particularly at the high school) are weighing in against the religious displays on public property. The Snobville Weekly Tattler reports that the displays were done after permits were issued to Hay-bad (not the proper spelling, this is the Jewish group, they are very conservative) and a society called Citizens for Keeping Christ in Christmas. According to our lovely mayor, such permits are legal because they can be issued to any religious group.

Promptly and efficiently, I applied for a permit on behalf of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. (I can't copy the text of the email here. School computers have so much security on them they could double for CIA.) I described the beautiful holiday display the Church would do, using suitable pasta products, a Santa hat, and a sign that reads "Seasoning Is the Reason for the Season." I linked to the FSM home page and warned that failure to issue this nonprofit organization a permit would be deemed religious discrimination.

Readers, you know I'll do it. Given the sentiment at the high school, I'll have plenty of creative help.

Spare was the one who coined the phrase "Putting the Hollandaise in the Holidays." I think that is so beautiful! Won't that be inspirational on a waterproof sign?

To close -- for how long I don't know -- I would just like to say that I don't want to put up a Druid symbol on public land. I don't want any symbols on public land. Xmas trees are universal; to me, they don't really have a religious affiliation anymore. Even my school has one in the lobby.

Religious displays belong on religious property. Which is why you see so few for Druids and Wiccans. Where would we leave stuff? We worship in the woods.

A blessed Yule to all, especially the Flying Spaghetti Monster, a new God among us! Next winter, get ready for Spaghetti!

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9 Comments:

At December 23, 2011 , Blogger Debra She Who Seeks said...

Remember -- he boiled for you.

Enjoy the holidays and see you when you get back online!

 
At December 23, 2011 , Anonymous Maebius said...

RAmen! <3

 
At December 23, 2011 , Blogger Wizardess said...

Oy! This is wonderful. Also wish I had a like button for Debra's comment. Blessings!

 
At December 23, 2011 , Anonymous Lori F - MN said...

In Pasta we trust.

 
At December 23, 2011 , Blogger Lavanah said...

I'm thinking that you may need some beach or water noodles for your display. I have a bunch in my basement, I think. Let me know if you will want them. All I'll want in return is a photo!

 
At December 27, 2011 , Blogger Davoh said...

Um, did i do this last year ..? oh weeeel.

Blessings to the other side of the planet. trust me, it will become summer soon ....

 
At December 27, 2011 , Blogger Davoh said...

Oy, hang about ... we will send the sun back to your side of the planet (if it gets that desperate)

 
At December 28, 2011 , Blogger Hillbilly Fairy said...

Got my son-in-law a pasta machine for Xmas. Hoping it turns him into a Pastafarian.

 
At January 03, 2012 , Anonymous Buy Runescape Gold said...

I'm thinking that you may need some beach or water noodles for your display
RS Gold

 

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