In The Hands of the Goddess Cloacina
If the purchase is made, a property that was split up in the 1930s by my great-grandfather would all be in one person's ownership again. Not a family member, but a neighbor in good standing since 1987.
Please toss a coin in a charity fountain with a prayer to Cloacina on my behalf. The person who may buy my land would let me tread upon it in a most liberal way.
THE MERLIN OF BEDFORD COUNTY
PS - Thirty, count 'em, 30 copies of The Great Gatsby! I love you all!